THE MR. SMITH

THE MR. SMITH

(GIMP SUIT WILL BE REQUIRED)

Dress for the occasion: all participants require full gimp suite and bondage gear (including ball gag and butt plug).

Procedure: After beating the physics technician until unconscious, bend her over the lab bench and continue to shove a Van der Graaf generator as far up the recipients anal gland as physically possible (no pun intended). After pounding her arse for several minutes, turn on the generator to see if you can cause a spark large enough to excite her anal gland into blowing the contents of her bowels all over your body (try to avoid getting any PVC garments coated in shit as this can lead to material fatigue). At this point, she may have regained consciousness and you may need to administer a few blows to the head to get her good and unconscious once more. You will probably be somewhat aroused and it is a this stage, so you may proceed to rape her vigorously for about 30-40 seconds. If at this point you are approaching climax, don't worry, this is a very erotic and romantic sexual position and it is completely normal to suffer from premature ejaculation- so continue to blow your load. If there are others in your party, allow them to share the same experience by repeating the process, making sure that the technician is unconscious at all times (don't worry she will still be smiling). But don't forget, it is always courteous to let the host of the party to get the first go, as the bowel content may drop considerably after the first shebang.)

Enjoy!

(NB: Remember to sterilize all equipment afterwards. Remember not to tell the technician anything about what is going to happen to her prior to the procedure, and try to feed her as much Rehman's and Tasty Spot as possible to ensure maximum splat and smell during the Van der Graaf part of the experience.)