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Stop Being Such a Dirty Person

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Honestly I see no reason why anyone would be on wikiafterdark if they wanted to stop being dirty, but if they really did then they could follow these simple steps.

To Stop Being such a DIRTY PERSON:

1. Stop looking at porn.
2. Stop thinking about looking at porn.
3. stop touching yourself.
4. stop thinking about touching yourself.
5. always remember that SEX IS BAD. its use is only for procreation.
6. stop thinking that sex is a good thing.
7. become a monk.
8. take a vow of silence.
9. take a vow of "no more sex-EVER"
10. become undirty... you have been cleansed.


However the truly simple method would be suicide. Much easier and cleaner. (NOTE:ONLY RELIGIOUS NUTS DO THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A RELIGIOUS NUT (OR CATHOLIC) AVOID THIS ARTICLE)

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