John Irish

John Irish has never been captured on film.

John Irish (born on the gayest date in history) currently lurks around the streets of Conneaut, Ohio. It is scientifically proven, as well as religiously noted that everything is, indeed, John Irish's fault. The blame for any negative world event, no matter the size, is said to be blamed on John Irish.

John Irish Disease

The John Irish Disease, discovered by Sean Fisher, is the highly contagious carcinogen that causes extremely bad karma in all persons infected. The imbalance of karma in said subjects causes all of the worlds problems.

Symptoms

• Swamp Ass
• Anal Seepage
• Having the name 'John Irish'
• Herpies
• Other symptoms not yet fully classified.

The only known cure for such an ailement is the gnaw off ones own foot and to glue it on ones own head.

The Conneaut Tragedy

In 2003 there were a series of devastating and very damaging events that took place in down town Conneaut. It was estimated that two hundred and twenty-two people were killed, at least thirty from fire damage, fifty-four from gunshot wounds, twelve from being impaled, and seventy-two from forced suicide, as well as other causes not listed. The estimated financial tole taken on the city caused by this event was around $22,000,000. As with every negative event in the world, this event was actually physically caused by that douchebag John Irish. also incase your wondering being within 1200 miles of john irish can cause many cock blocks to monitor where he is and were you can go to avoid his cock block carma go to www.gofuckyourselfjohnirish.com