Have Urethral Sex

Urethral sex is one of the riskiest of the many types of intercourse. It is better suited to older partners.

Step one : Lubrication

Using lubrication is a must for any sexual activity where the receiving orifice is not naturally lubricated. Be careful not to use too much as excess may wind up in the bladder and cause trouble. You may wish to use a lubricated condom or dental dams.

Step two : Foreplay

This is obviously very important, as it is an unusual partner indeed who will participate in such a thing as urethral penetration with no objections.

1) Get your partner alone, and make sure she is sexually aroused. Have her urinate beforehand.

2) Commence exploring the vulval area with your partner, exploring the various folds and ridges. Slowly probe and stretch the opening of the urethra. This can usually be found midway between the clitoris and the top of the vaginal opening.

3) Slowly work the tip of your smallest finger into the opening. Several sessions may be needed to stretch the opening. If so, make it a part of your regular foreplay. Never let you partner go unsatisfied, or they may lose interest. When you can insert your smallest finger fully, begin again with your next largest finger, eventully culminating with the insertion of your thumb.

Step three : Penetration

1) Use position comfortable for both of you. The best position is the missionary, much like the conventional sexual position, except the receiving partner lies on her back, and the other partner, in a kneeling position, inserts the penis into the urethra.

2) Take it slowly at first, as it is unlikely that your partner is used to this sort of action. Vigorous thrusting can cause tearing. Full penetration is to be avoided. Men with short penises are best suited for this type of sex.

4) Ejaculation should occur when the head is at the shallowest in the urethral canal. You may also wish to stop halfway and finish in the vagina.

5) Afterwards, if ejaculation occurred in the urethra, allow your partner to use the bathroom before continuing. Congealing semen can clump and cause a blockage.

Cautions

This activity is a go-slow sexual activity. Quick penetration, before the female party is ready, can cause tearing and incontinence. This is why older partners have the advantage i.e. being incontinent already. Even so, be wary of full penetration. Attempting to put the head of the penis inside the bladder can cause pain and tearing in both partners.

This is a female-receiving activity only! Inserting objects into the male urethra is extremely ill-advised!