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The Gillham-Sims

The Gillham-Sims is a sexual technique based around placing ones balls in a host's mouth whilst the host is sleeping. The Gillham-Simer would then move around and gain sexual pleasure from ball/mouth interaction. Sometimes their can be several Gillham-simers who then watch.

History of the Gillham-Sims

The Maneuver was said to be pioneered by the infamous Jon Gillham-Sims. He was rumored to have preformed this maneuver on a girlfriend and christened it after himself. Incedently, shortly after his girlfriend buried him in sand, and he died due to his ball antics. He is known as the first martyr of Gillham-Siming.

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A downside to his fulfilling sexual antics is his well renowned head. After seducing beautiful women, he often blinded them, caused by light reflecting into their eyes from the head. This lead to the creation of the gillham-sims sexual technique. As he is top heavy, he often wobbles, due to turbulence. This caused his wrecking ball sized cranium to smash into the female, knocking them out. As not to waste the sexual opportunity, he invented the world famous "gillham-sims".

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