Attempt a Diarrhea Bukkake

Diarrhea bukkake is an extreme sexual act involving several men defecating on one woman originating in the Far East as a form of punishment of Unfaithful wives. It has since migrated to the West where it is appreciated by a few connoiseurs and lovers of the perverse. To achieve its full sexual and aesthetic effect, the male stools should be extremely soft and preferably diarrhetic.

Arranging a diarrhea bukkake party

It is obviously important, when a women is choosing a group of men to shit on her, that she has great trust in them. She should lay down guidelines and state her limits from the start, to avoid later complications. If she has a regular lover and he shares her shit fetish, it is a good idea for him to vet the gang and to supervise the bukkake, not only from the point of view of safety but also for the added sexual stimulation that being watched by a loved one while being caked in excrement can bring. To prevent unnessecary carpet-cleaning, a large sheet of polythene, oil-skin or some other wipeable material can be purchased quite cheaply using online auctions or reputable internet vendors if unavailable otherwise in your location. This should be laid on the floor and over any valuable items of furniture. A large bucket should also be kept handy in case one of the gang feels sick and needs to vomit (of course, he may always vomit over the woman should she agree to it!). A clear path should also be kept to the bathroom so that she can shower afterwards. Cleanliness is a very important part of DB.

Achieving diarrhea consistency

One of the most difficult aspects of Diarrhea Bukkake (DB), is how to achieve the correct level of diarrhetic runniness. This is not an easy question to answer. Some men, such as those with acute IBS, have a natural proclitivity, towards diarrhea. Such 'naturals' can be sought out by placing ads in extreme fetish magazines. Alternatively, certain dietary regiments can be followed for several days. This should be high carb, with plenty of dairy products, water but as little roughage as possible. Very good results have been achieved by a couple of nights down a Curry house. Guinness is also excellent as a bowel loosener, though it tends to blacken the faeces.

Practise!

Once the gang has been assembled and their bowels are primed and ready, the DB can begin. It is probably best, at first, for the woman to lie on a sheet of polythene while the men take turns to crouch over her and defecate. This may cause some stomach-churning feelings in the female as the smell hits her. However, with a little practise, she will be able to overcome it. It is fairly common for the shit to cause stinging if it comes into contact with the eyeball and for this reason, some girls prefer to wear glasses or even swimming goggles while under DB. This is however considered to be bad form, especially in the East, where the girls are expected to keep their eyes and mouths open. In the West, it may take a girl several attempts before she can readily accept a mouthful of steaming hot shit although once the taste is acquired it is difficult to live without.

Common Myths

1. It is unhygenic. Actually, the mouth already contains more bacteria than faeces. (the bacteria in the mouth may not be as harmful as those in faeces, this needs to be fact checked) Althogh it is true that the mouth contains more bacteria than faeces, the bacteria found in faeces such as E.coli, can be fatal as soon as it enters the blood stream. E.coli is responsible for many deaths sych as those at walkerton, and contributed to the black plague.

2. It is disgusting. Several generations ago, any sexual act except the missionary position were considered 'outrageous' and frowned upon. Now they are widely practised and accepted.

3. It is degrading. Actually it is akin to an ancient earth festival with a mother goddess being fertilized by her faithful retainers. I have known women with low self-esteem gain an enormous sense of self-worth from DB. Try it and see.

Health Benefits

As well as the improvement in self-esteem and spiritual dimension, DB has many important physical benefits including:

1. It is good for the skin. Blotchy and acne-ridden skin is improved by a shit bath.

2. It sharpens the taste buds. Gargling diarrhea has a wonderful effect on the palate.

3. It enlarges breasts. When gently massaged into the breasts, it can increase the cup size.

Conclusion

Diarrhea Bukkake is certainly not for everyone. But those who are bored by routine 'vanilla' sex will find much in it to relish.